George W., I want my stuff back
At the end of a relationship, the wronged party often writes a long letter to the other, jerky party, enumerating exactly what it was that person did to so thoroughly screw up.
Now, in its presidential endorsement, The New Yorker has more than dumped our current (though not rightfully elected in 2000) president and -- by making its laundry list of faults, flaws and outright lies public -- has effectively given reasons why no one should go out with him ever again.
What I like about the magazine's endorsement, aside from its beautifully worded list of George W. Bush's myriad failures, is that it gives the nod to John Kerry not just because he's not Bush, but because he's at the opposite end of the spectrum from Bush in terms of work ethic, the ability to re-evaluate decisions (and admit when he's wrong), decency, thoughtfulness and strength.
Bush best be ready to get dumped ... by America.
Now, in its presidential endorsement, The New Yorker has more than dumped our current (though not rightfully elected in 2000) president and -- by making its laundry list of faults, flaws and outright lies public -- has effectively given reasons why no one should go out with him ever again.
What I like about the magazine's endorsement, aside from its beautifully worded list of George W. Bush's myriad failures, is that it gives the nod to John Kerry not just because he's not Bush, but because he's at the opposite end of the spectrum from Bush in terms of work ethic, the ability to re-evaluate decisions (and admit when he's wrong), decency, thoughtfulness and strength.
Bush best be ready to get dumped ... by America.
posted by imp @ 9:22 PM
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